yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic
if you’re ever not sure if someone is paying attention to you, casually slip the word ‘potato’ into your sentence
have i mentioned i love my followers
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
no it wasn’t i made this up for notes
when u put ur butt on a toilet thats at a restaurant or a store, think about all the other butts that have been there before.
i didnt mean to make this rhyme wow man im hella dr suess
How girls put on their pants:
*Left leg*, *Right leg*, ” Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.
this movie ruined my life
what made this movie so remarkable is that It was one of very few at the time that did not glorify how smart someone is, and instead taught how how many hundreds of times better kindness is. And that, in my opinion, is a very underrated thing.
Why I hate going on Facebook.
the thing that upsets me most here is that quite a few of these sample replies show profile photos of children. These people are raising families and kids. And for those fathers with daughters,I wonder how amusing they would find it if they knew there was at least a 1 in 4 chance of their own child being sexually assaulted or raped in her own lifetime.
A real funny joke there, dads.